Waxwing Rescue

Those of you who might have scanned through previous posts might know that I’m somewhat of a bird nerd. My wife and I have spent many an evening watching the visitors to our backyard feeders and have enjoyed the Zen they tend to bring. One of the highlights of our bird species attention is the appearance of the Cedar Waxwing, which only shows up in the south during winter. We saw some last year, but they only stayed briefly because of what I imagine is a limited berry supply. Amazingly, this year we’ve seen them at both of our respective employment. We may not be able to sip wine and look at them from our back porch, but they are populating our work life.
I’ve seen flocks of up to near 50 sharking the berries where I work. One day this week one probably had too berries and smacked into the large glass windows of my business. It was stunned and confused enough for me to be able to physically handle it. To hold such a beautiful yet small creature was an immeasurable joy, since their fragility is only matched by their beauty. I was in full “nurse back to health mode”, being prepared to take him home. Problems of how I would actually do this plagued me, however, and I was relieved that when I went back to check on its condition that it regained its senses and flew away at my touch.
I returned to work this week and the flock had moved on. I never really realized that I could experience such joy from such a small thing as observing natures ebb and flow. Just reminds me that all the best things in life are free.



There are some other really annoying blackish birds who have come to town recently to enjoy some sort of pre-spring berry and let loose on all below. My brother-in-law and siste seriously caught the bombs over at their house:cars, back porch, walkway. Where’s the bird nerd who’s gonna invent bird diapers?
Gee, I’m sorry. I’ve been meaning to look up how the rest of nature can be controlled and have no adverse effect on humans, but haven’t found much other than a scorch and burn tactic that makes sure that humans aren’t inconvenienced in any way whatsoever. When I find an effective means of paving all greenery with asphalt I’ll let you know.
Oh listen to him crack wise, he who does battle with chipmonks…
May the bird-bombing never happen to you, it seriously sucks.